Yes I know there are lots of sports on, but consider this; you can TIVO the game, order some of my new nude pictures and call me. Then I will strip down, taking my lace bra off of my big natural tits, sliding out of my silk chemise and panties and stretch out on my chaise lounge while pleasuring you and myself. Trust me, the endorphins that kick in with a hot phone sex orgasm are ten times as intense as when your team makes a touchdown. Start stroking your hard cock with me today.
Maybe you just have a tiny little pee-pee, yours won’t be the first I have laughed at. In fact, I am considering showcasing one of the smallest in a very cheap ($1.00) pay-per-view along with an unpublished pic of myself. Somehow he managed to have the word “tiny” tattooed on it, yes I laughed when I saw that! A pencil dick like that would disappear between my big natural tits, if it ever got the chance.