Naughty MILF!
I am naughty, mostly because I haven’t written an updated post recently- any volunteers to give me a spanking? I have a good excuse; it seems I have lost my mind. How do I know, well the proof is this; I bought a bottle of wine with a screw-top. Yes!! And I did it at a reputable wine store which I will not name but its name includes the beginning of the alphabet. So, not expecting Screw-top wine to be on its side with all of the more civilized offerings I did what I always do when choosing a bottle I pick a grape in this case Chardonnay and an interesting bottle (I do not inspect the cork except you freakin know I will from now on!)
It would be great to report that the wine was much better then I expected, but unless you like chardonnay that tastes like canned oysters (tin roof from california) stay away, don’t be like me, save yourself!!
Considering my recent erratic behavior, better call soon, who knows what I will do next?
Hmmm…sorry to hear you had such a bad wine
When it comes to screw top stuff, I usually play it safe and try a Sauvignon Blanc. In that variety, even the screw top wines taste good. I’m sure if you wanted though…I could find something tasty to put in your mouth so you could forget all about bad wine? Let me know when I call….
Ken
Hahah girly you are to funny! I now know to stay away from wine that has a screw top. I did try some stuff from walmart that was actually pretty good. Hehehe
I’m jealous — I still can’t walk in the store and pick up My own bottle. So not only do I wanna give ya a spanking, I wanna grab a glass and join ya in enjoying that bottle
I’ll have a slaveboy bring you a proper corked bottle of wine, just what you deserve 
I would love to volunteer to spank that sweet ass of yours! You are HOTTT!!!